chiefasaur:

I might sneak into inktober from time to time with a scribble or two.
Here’s Bowser I guess.

chiefasaur:

I might sneak into inktober from time to time with a scribble or two.
Here’s Bowser I guess.

gunpowderandspark:

According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

veganvibez:

vegan-vulcan:

godheadharley:

1/3 FEWER CRIESTHAN THE LEGLOW FAT YOFAT FREE YORTVITAMINS Awiegwaters     ened    peving

false, this has more cries I am crying right now

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

veganvibez:

vegan-vulcan:

godheadharley:

1/3 FEWER CRIES
THAN THE LEG
LOW FAT YO
FAT FREE YORT
VITAMINS A

wieg
waters
     ened



    peving

false, this has more cries I am crying right now

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

dannysexbones:

sockeleton:

what was that denial thing arin said some eps ago that a few ppls panties were bunched up their assholes about ?

He said “isn’t denial a part of OCD?” and then there was a pause from Dan. People thought this was him freaking out or getting upset or some…

gourgeist:

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Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER
kmeuh:

Elizabeth II playable in Smash Bros. 4 with various skins.

kmeuh:

Elizabeth II playable in Smash Bros. 4 with various skins.

camwyn:

becausebirds:

"Why do you do these things to me?"

That is the face of an animal who understands not mere rage, but the thirst for vengeance.

camwyn:

becausebirds:

"Why do you do these things to me?"

That is the face of an animal who understands not mere rage, but the thirst for vengeance.

upgraders:

donahuekn:

upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

explain to me how your friend “did” a psychology class

we have schools in australia 

fireandshellamari:

egiru:

trynottodrown:

sizvideos:

Friendly Eel - Video

fact: eels are actually a dog snake hybrid. trust me i’m a marine biologist i should know

K

What an adorable squishy sea noodle.

awwww-cute:

Snapped this sweet moment of my pup at the dog beach

awwww-cute:

Snapped this sweet moment of my pup at the dog beach

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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